Sunday, April 22, 2007

Friends....right?

In this world, there are people that think they know you and those that really do. Such a shame so many are hell bent to invent things rather than really find out. Too bad, many dont want to take the time to find out, it's easier not too. So many people that profess to be good, but in fact, are really not. They put on a good show for their friends, but when their friends turn their back they stab away or fill in the blanks with what they wish. Better to gossip than to be gossipped about, right?

The good news is in the end it only really matters what God thinks and knows. I wonder how many people will be asked what they really know v.s. what they say when God asks them at the gates. Keep that in mind the next time. Maybe you could even ask your "friend", and you might be surprised what you find....of course maybe not....because your friend may already know "you".

Let's laugh alittle shall we?

NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
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Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
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And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
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So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
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God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
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God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
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Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
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God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
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God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
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Then Satan created HMOs.
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If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Monday, April 9, 2007

She locked you out.....rrrr

How could she lock you out of your own home??? I'm so confused. I thought I knew her better than that. This doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry Brother that you had to face such a thing. I pray that you kept your cool, and that you got to visit with your son. Thank God he is such a bright young man. He will not judge or take sides. I can't wait to see Cleo. I bet she missed you. See you when you return. Keep your spirits up. It WILL get better. Love, neverenoughtime/Jen

Thursday, April 5, 2007

You make your sister proud!


In this difficult time in your life, you make your sister proud...

You could have gone like this blockhead holding a drink.

You could have run away from your family and everything that is dear to you.

Instead you have risen above all the pain.

There is hope my Brother. You see this and handle what life has handed to you with grace.

You make your sister proud.

Congratulations on your new job opportunity. Take your new job as you have taken this whole ordeal. Don't get caught up in it. Know when to turn that key in the door and leave your stress and worries behind. Make new friendships and enjoy life here in New York.

You make your sister proud that you are her brother.

and thank you for all your help with the kids and watching the house. It's not a total loss (the house-LOL.) Yes, I'm still sick, but getting better. Nick is home from school today again, and Jake is still heating up like a furnace. Thanks for the Blog and the up close and personal look of the bugger that has got us down (smile.) Jen/neverenoughtime

Monday, April 2, 2007

My beach awaits


My beach is empty, no soul in sight. Footsteps erased, wiped away by the winds and waves of change.
This beach may look beautiful. But, what beauty is there to behold, with no one there to see? Come on by if you care and leave some tracks on me.